QUOTE OF THE WEEK (3/21)
"I don't think I ever lost my groove."
Matt "Rookie" Schultz
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (3/14)
"Lesbians do strange things."
Joshua T. Harris
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (3/07)
"Mathematicians, surgeons, nuclear physicists and ax murderers achieve many of their objectives by dissecting complicated structures and manipulating their pieces."
Discrete Textbook
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (2/28)
"Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life."
Dean Wormer, Animal House
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (2/21)
"Son, when you participate in sporting events it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get"
Homer Simpson
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (2/14)
"I wish my GPA was as high as my BAC"
Seth Gunn
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (2/07)
"No, we can't go out until after 9:30.....'cause thats when the chicks with low self-esteem show up"
Brian Falk
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (1/31)
"Being a slut is fun, ya know?"
Michele Andrews (XXX-6395)
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (1/25)
"I don't know about you but when I kill something it dies."
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (12/13)
"Conserve Air -- Breathe Less"
Spaceballs
BLONDE QUOTE OF THE WEEK (12/06)
"If I understood it, it would make sense"
Diana M. Horton
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (11/29)
"Sometimes, when there is no alternative, a man must sleep with his wife."
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (11/15)
"Breakfast? I thought it was time for lunch......I'm going back to bed."
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (11/08)
"Life is just a series of disappointments, till you wish Flanders was DEAD"
Homer Simpson
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (11/01)
"I'm so glad I missed the whole drug craze......That way, my body was virgin territory for caffeine..."
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (10/25)
"First you go hard and fast. Then, it is nice and soft."
Keith (The Phantom Roomate) Miller
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (10/18)
"Stoners live and stoners die, but in the end they all get high. So....How does it go? I don't remember....Shit...Oh well, it doesn't matter...."
Anonymous
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (10/4)
"I have not failed 1000 times - I have successfully found 1000 ways that do not work"
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (9/27)
"Always tell the truth unless lying would be more profitable"
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (9/13)
"There's a time and a place for everything and that's college"
South Park
QUOTE OF THE WEEK (8/30)
"Guns don't kill people unless you aim real good"
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